Wednesday, August 03, 2005

Just for fun

My cousin sends me these things all the time but I rarely pass them on assuming people will get them eventually. This bunch is so good, I'm making an exception. I couldn't decide which one was my favorite so I'm splitting it up among my blogs. For LOS readers however, I'm giving you the whole lot:


Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington And they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow as they cross the border.


They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.


The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse? You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians!

It creates a hostile work environment!


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