It's just a name

Prohibition has just hit a new low. The latest crisis taking up your tax dollars in the statehouses of America is the new drink called Cocaine. No, it doesn't actually contain any drugs but the legal authorities are working overtime to take it off the grocery shelves simply because they don't like the name. This idiocy is nationwide.

But of course they're doing it "for the children." Our oh so concerned nanny legislators feel that the drink is "glamorizing" drug use and we all know the best way to solve a problem is never even mention it. No telling where this trend could go. Isn't there some kind of creme to relieve the pain of aching arthritic joints called Ice? Not to mention all the popsicles with that use that word in their name. That's a drug too you know.