Question of the day

Funny thing about these panic attacks. I think they're brought on by the dark but it gets better when the sun goes down. Or maybe it's just the cumluative effect of the tranqs. In any event, I'm past the Camille stage tonight and I have a burning question on my mind.

Why is it your hair always looks gorgeous, as in has never looked more perfect, when there's absolutely no chance you'll see anyone and in fact you're about to go to bed?