I'm remiss in updating you on the discovery of Loretta Nall's cleavage. In the intervening weeks Loretta has been in contact with both Bobs. Bob Martin the editor who furnished the photo and Bob Ingram who wrote the column. They worked things out amicably.
All agreed that Loretta does indeed have a great set of boobs but her creds as a candidate far surpass her natural assets. Both guys promised to keep their eyes above the neck and contact her for future stories. We'll be keeping an eye on them -- above the belt of course.
Meanwhile, the story, along with it's companion piece on the Panty Rebellion, has taken on a life of its own. Can't buy exposure like that.
This is how we're going to take the system back. One brave candidate at a time. Go Nall.