Wish I Could Swim
My friend Fogg found me my dream job. You get a 3 bedroom house on a beach, free airfare to get there, and $150,000 for six months to be a beach bum. Major duties are feeding turtles, watching whales and picking up the mail. That and "The caretaker will be required to produce a weekly online blog, photo diary and video updates of his or her time."
It's in Australia, but I could dig that. Damn, I wish I was a better swimmer. Hell, I may apply for it anyway. I could find a good swimmer to take with me and split the job.
[h/t Capt. Fogg]