Truth is stranger than fiction
You can't make this stuff up but it's hard to believe anyone could be this dumb.
"A young lady called the West Fargo Police Department and asked the dispatcher if he knew where there was marijuana," Officer Ken Zeeb said.
The dispatcher told her it was illegal, but she insisted, and police then told her they had some in the evidence locker, Zeeb said. The 20-year-old Fargo woman showed up at police headquarters a short time later, and gave the dispatcher $3 to buy pot, he said.
She was arrested on charges of criminal attempt and possession of drug paraphernalia.
The cop said she didn't seem drunk so I expect her defense will be not guilty by reason of mental defect.