Let's call him John Doe

Thanks to Tim Meehan for passing on this amusing tale from Toronto420.com. It's kind of a sad story, a guy gets busted for an ounce of pot when the apartment is raided by cops looking for his housemate who happens to be a policy reform activist. Here's the funny graf.

So to summarize. If you get caught by Toronto (Cannabis) Police with 25 grams of pot you will receive 25 hours of community service and no record. If you possess 25 grams and were smoking a joint in your car you get 35 hours community service and if you are possessing and smoking in the park you'll get 45 hours of community service.

Supply your own punch line.