South Carolina - just say no to sex toys

Ladies of the red states, better hollow out a book so you can hide your "little helper." South Carolina is jumping on the bandwagon already started in other southern states by the nanny government loving religious righties and is planning to ban sex toys. Just kidding. I don't think they're planning to make possession a crime -- yet, only the sales.

The Dare Generation imagines the black market caused by the prohibition of what used to called martial aids in a hilarious, must read post. I'm only giving you one quote.

"Officer Smith, does this Pez dispenser look like a sex toy to you?"

"Hmm... check to see what the manual from the Office of National Dildo Control Policy has to say."

Now go read the rest.