Officer - We've been robbed

The moving thing is bogging me down so I only time for a quick note this morning.

I don't know if I'd call these the dumbest criminals in the world, in fact I wouldn't even call them criminals, but they probably should have remembered that marijuana is still illegal in the US and reporting the loss of their stash to the police could only lead to trouble. Especially if you tell the cops you were planning to sell it. But hey at least they were honest. They should get some credit for that.