NEW PLANK IN THE PLATFORM?

Could the Bush camp have finally struck on a winning campaign strategy?

BOSTON—Addressing guests at a $2,000-a-plate fundraiser, George W. Bush pledged Monday that, if re-elected in November, he and running mate Dick Cheney will "restore honor and dignity to the White House."

"After years of false statements and empty promises, it's time for big changes in Washington," Bush said. "We need a president who will finally stand up and fight against the lies and corruption. It's time to renew the faith the people once had in the White House. If elected, I pledge to usher in a new era of integrity inside the Oval Office."

Of course not, it's only the Onion.

[Link ironically via Mark Kleiman]. Should I be worried that I agreed with him twice in two weeks?