All I got was a bar of soap and some shampoo

Sometimes you check into your room at the hotel and find a mint on the pillow - sometimes you find a bag of ecstasy in the drawer. Unfortunately the family that checked in with their kids didn't find it to be a welcome perk.

Doesn't say much for the housekeeping staff either and can't you just see the two guys who left it behind driving down the road, looking at each other in stunned disbelief saying, "I thought you had the drugs...