SING-SING A SONG

This video reminds me of driving past a bad auto accident on the highway. You really don't want to see anything horrible, but you can't help but look. Thanks to EFF for providing the link to John Ashcroft Sings. Apparently he wrote this little ditty himself. Unfortunately I don't think he's going to get a good enough offer from Las Vegas to give up his day job.

WARNING: DO NOT WATCH IMMEDIATELY AFTER EATING.